Democratic Florida Rep. Joe Garcia — fresh off being caught eating his own earwax on camera — was caught red-handed (or is it yellow-fingered?) in another gaffe this week, claiming that low crime rates in border cities with lots of federal immigration workers is proof that “Communism works.”
Don’t hold this against me, but I’m going to blurt it out. How do I say this … men in the South, they are a little effeminate,’ he offered when I mentioned the stunning news. When I asked him what he meant, he added, ‘They just have effeminate mannerisms...' -Former Montana Gov. Brian Schweitzer, Democrat
Colo. Gov. John Hickenlooper (D) accidentally referred to Lt. Gov. Joe Garcia as a “rising sex star” Wednesday while introducing Garcia at a literacy event at a Denver elementary school, the Associated Press reports.
THE SONG OF THE COW
Writings of 2020 Democrat Presidential Candidate, Beto O'Rourke
I need a butt-shine,
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Democrat, Liberal, Sex, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Trump
The ranking Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee was the victim of a prank phone call by Russian comedians who offered to give him 'compromising' dirt on Donald Trump – including nude photos of the president and a Russian reality show star. DailyMail.com can disclose that after the prank, his staff engaged in correspondence with what they thought was a Ukrainian politician to try to obtain the 'classified' material promised on the call...
The fake Parubiy claimed the Ukrainian government had obtained recordings and documents that proved Vladimir Putin was blackmailing Trump with naked photos taken during an affair between the president and a Russian glamour model.
Democrat, Incompetence, Brilliance, Oops
Silvestre Reyes, the Democratic nominee to head the House Intelligence Committee, failed to answer both questions correctly last week when put to the test by Congressional Quarterly. He mislabeled Al Qaeda as predominantly Shiite, and on Hezbollah, which is mostly Shiite, he drew a blank. “Speaking only for myself,” he told reporters, “it’s hard to keep things in perspective and in the categories.”
"Hands up, Don’t Shoot"
Liberal Democrats Fall For Hoax, Embarrass Themselves and Their Country
The “Hands up, don’t shoot” slogan used by Democrat activists since August 2013 is a complete falsehood, outgoing Attorney General Eric Holder admitted Wednesday. He acknowledge the faked story as he released the Justice Department’s investigation of the August 2014 shooting of Michael Brown, in Ferguson, Mo.
Democrat, Liberal, Obama, Funny, Brilliance, Oops
It appears someone on the White House press staff may have forgotten to use spellcheck. The press office misspelled the name of 40th president Ronald Reagan not once, but three times in media documents about President Obama's schedule on Wednesday... "The President delivers remarks at the League of Conservation Voters Capitol Dinner (at the) Ronald Regan Building and International Trade Center," it says.
The other day Cory Booker told an interviewer “I do not speak Swiss.” It seems fair to conclude from this that he actually thinks there is a language called Swiss.
In fact Switzerland has four official languages – French, German, Italian, and Romansch. I knew this as a kid. I assumed it was common knowledge. I realize otherwise now.
Democrat, Liberal, Government, Incompetence, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Education, Constitution, Ignorance
Sen. Charles E. Schumer, New York Democrat, stumbled Tuesday over basic American history, crediting Thomas Jefferson for authorship of the Bill of Rights during a debate over the First Amendment and campaign finance. “I think if Thomas Jefferson were looking down, the author of the Bill of Rights, on what’s being proposed here, he’d agree with it. He would agree that the First Amendment cannot be absolute,” Mr. Schumer said.
Democrat Congressman Hank Johnson
Fears Guam Will Tip Over and Capsize
"My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize." -Democrat ("The Party of Science") Congressman Hank Johnson
Democrat, Funny, Oops, Debt
Vice President Biden chose an inopportune time for either a nap or some deep reflection today. As President Obama weighed in on one of the most important issues of the day, outlining his plan to deal with deficit reduction and attack the national debt, at least one audience member did not appear to be fully engaged.
Democrat, Liberal, Funny, Narrative, Oops
It is the fear of every party guest, turning up in an outfit not suited to the dress code. And unfortunately for Hillary Clinton, her slip up was witnessed by top government officials from across the globe.
Democrat, Liberal, Crazy
Franken, who was presiding over the chamber from the dais, gesticulated and made faces while McConnell explained his opposition to Kagan, according to witnesses.
Democrats Dump Human Waste
Figure 1: The Metaphor Express
Hillary Clinton Campaign Oct 2016
Georgia's Environmental Protection Division is investigating after a witness spotted a Democratic National Committee tour bus apparently dumping human waste into a storm drain. Lawrenceville police are also investigating the claim which surfaced on Tuesday, a photo shown to us by a CBS46 viewer showed a Democratic National Committee tour bus apparently making the dump between campaign stops.
Conyers said, “I love these members who get up and say, ‘Read the bill'. What good is reading the bill if it’s a thousand pages and you don’t have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?”
Democrat, Liberal, Incompetence, Oops
The hiring of politically wired Democrat Sheila Burgess as the state’s highway safety director — despite her four-page driving record that included 7 crashes and 4 speeding tickets — was a “screw up,” Gov. Deval Patrick conceded today... Secretary of Public Safety and Security Mary Heffernan said last night Burgess will be “reassigned.”
Democrat, Liberal, Government, Incompetence, Funny, Science, Brilliance, Oops, Education, Healthcare, Hoax, Ignorance
It appears Democrat McBride received a phone call from a constituent asking what Trenton was doing to combat the dreaded chroma-labial infection. When she found herself questioning a health official at a hearing, Democrat McBride raised her concerns, as reported by NJ.com: "It's already claimed 85 lives and there's a case here in Trenton," McBride said. "It is a virus that is 10 times greater at this point than the AIDS virus."
Democrat, Liberal, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Immigration
“A smart fence, which is what Senator McCain and I want to build--since he’s from Arizona, I think he knows more about this than the Senator from South Dakota who only has a border with Canada and that is quite different,” Landrieu said. South Dakota does not share a border with Canada. It does, however, share borders with North Dakota, Wyoming, Montana, Minnesota, Nebraska and Iowa.
"This is the greatest country in the world, but we do have some really stupid people representing it from time to time."
Democrat, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Ignorance
On February 28th, the Democrat Party used their official Twitter account to tell followers the minimum wage is worth less than "when Ronald Reagan was in Congress." The problem--Reagan was never in Congress.
Democratic National Committee
Chairman Tom Perez
"The Electoral College is not a creation of the Constitution. It doesn't have to be there."
Contrary to Perez's claim, the U.S. Constitution establishes the Electoral College in Article II, and the 12th Amendment details the process by which electors will meet and vote for president and vice president:
"Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress: but no Senator or Representative, or Person holding an Office of Trust or Profit under the United States, shall be appointed an Elector," Article II states. -Melissa Quinn
Tom Perez is a graduate of Brown University, Harvard Law School and the John F. Kennedy School of Government.
Democrat, Liberal, Government, Guns, Incompetence, Funny, Brilliance, Oops, Experts, Metaphor, Ignorance
CO State Rep. Diana DeGette (D) "I will tell you these are ammunition, they’re bullets, so the people who have those now they’re going to shoot them, so if you ban them in the future, the number of these high capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time because the bullets will have been shot and there won’t be any more available."
Democrat, Liberal, Funny, Brilliance
REP. DAVID R. OBEY, D-WIS.: Troops must be out of a combat role by October — I mean, by August of 19 — 2007.
REP. NANCY PELOSI, D-CALIF.: 2008. If they meet (inaudible).
OBEY: I’m sorry, that’s right.
PELOSI: OK. But if they haven’t made any progress by July, we begin the 180 days. If they haven’t made any. If they haven’t made — if the president cannot demonstrate progress by July, we begin the 180 days.
UNKNOWN: July 1st or 31st?
PELOSI: Is it July 1st or 31st? July 1st?
Democrat, Liberal, Incompetence, Obama, Funny, Oops, Image
U.S. President Barack Obama waves while standing with other leaders during the Open Government Partnership event at the United Nations September 20 in New York City. The United Nations General Assembly kicks off September 21, with leaders from around the world attending.