Incompetent Assholes

2020 Iowa Caucus: Democrat Failure

In a call with the campaigns earlier this evening, the Iowa Democratic Party struggled to explain why Iowa caucus results have not been released. -Washington Post Staff Writers

For Iowa Democrats, the night of February 3, 2020 will forever rank among the greatest disappointments, frustrations, and purely enraging humiliations of their lives. As of 6:35 a.m. Eastern this morning, the Iowa Democratic Party simply . . . cannot tabulate the votes!

  The delay is baffling, as anyone should be able to do this with a spreadsheet program or even a sheet of paper.

-Jim Geraghty Go To Site

It wasn’t so much that the new app that the Iowa Democratic Party had planned to use to report its caucus results didn’t work.

  It was that people were struggling to even log in or download it in the first place. After all, there had never been any app-specific training for the many precinct chairs.

-"‘A Systemwide Disaster’: How the Iowa Caucuses Melted Down" -Shane Goldmacher and Nick Corasaniti Go To Site

Democrat, Liberal, Election, Incompetence, Funny

Troy Price, the chairman of the Iowa Democratic Party, said shortly after 1 a.m. that he expected to have caucus results to report “later today” after party officials had manually tallied the data...

  Several hours after the caucuses ended, the state party still has not publicly reported any results. Mr. Price did not take questions, and the call ended after he finished reading his statement...

  Results in the Iowa Democratic caucuses were delayed Monday evening, creating widespread confusion among the presidential campaigns.

Democrat, Liberal, Election, Incompetence, Oops

After all of its struggles to release proper results from the Iowa Democratic caucuses Monday night, on Wednesday afternoon, the party released some mistaken results.

  "There will be a minor correction to the last batch of results and we will be pushing an update momentarily," the Iowa Democratic Party said in a tweet, after it had released 85% of the long-awaited results. Party officials did not say exactly what they would need to correct.

  About 45 minutes after the tally reached 85%, the party tweeted that it had corrected the results and released some new ones.

Democrat, Liberal, Incompetence, Funny, Oops, Metaphor

The app that was supposed to help the Iowa Democratic Party quickly report Monday's caucus results – but contributed to confusion and a muddled result as campaigns were in an uproar – is linked to Hillary Clinton campaign veterans.

  Shadow, a tech firm that describes itself as a group that creates "a permanent advantage for progressive campaigns and causes through technology," is the company that created the Iowa Democratic Party's app, according to The New York Times. At least the COO, CEO, CTO and a senior product manager at Shadow all worked for the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign, according to LinkedIn profiles.

Reminding America of Obamacare...


"The Democrat Caucus is an unmitigated disaster. Nothing works, just like they ran the country.

 Remember the 5 Billion Dollar Obamacare Website, that should have cost 2% of that. The only person that can claim a very big victory in Iowa last night is ‘Trump’"

Democrats: Oops...


"The app just straight up wasn’t working."

Democrat, Liberal, Election, Incompetence, Oops

Failures surrounding the use of a new Iowa caucus app have seen the Iowa Democratic Party unable to promptly report the results of the first party member vote for its 2020 presidential candidates. A report on the debacle describes it as a ‘systematic disaster’

Obamacare II in 2020...


"I don’t even know if they know what they don’t know."

Democrats: In Need of Correction

Oops.

Democrats Fail To Learn The Lessons of Obamacare...


"When you have an app that you’re sending out to 1,700 people and many of them might be newer to apps and that kind of stuff, it might have been worth doing a couple months’ worth of testing."

Democrat, Liberal, Election, Incompetence, Oops

The Associated Press said Thursday that it is unable to declare a winner of Iowa’s Democratic caucuses.

  However, there is evidence the party has not accurately tabulated some of its results, including those released late Thursday that the party reported as complete. The AP’s tabulation of the party’s results are at 99% of precincts reporting, with data missing from one of 1,765 precincts, among other issues.

Democrat, Election, Incompetence, Oops

While the Democratic National Committee over the past 10 days has tried to distance itself from the troubled app that threw the results of the Iowa caucuses into disarray, a copy of the contract and internal correspondence provided to Yahoo News demonstrates that national party officials had extensive oversight over the development of the technology...

  Fallout from the Iowa debacle continues. The Associated Press has declined to name a winner...

The Iowa Democrat Caucus:

Three Years In The Making

Oops.

If this is what they're capable of accomplishing in three years, just think of what they could get done with six.

Because of the predictive nature of the Iowa caucuses when it comes to the Democratic nomination, Monday night's Iowa caucus fiasco will have a significant impact on the rest of the race, and a particularly negative one for Bernie Sanders, according to analysis from Nate Silver at FiveThirtyEight.

-Matt Margolis Go To Site

After a vote in Iowa that reeked of third-world treachery — from monolithic TV propaganda against the challenger to rumors of foreign intrusion to, finally, a “botched” vote count that felt as legitimate as a Supreme Soviet election — the Democrats have become the reactionaries they once replaced.

  Coinciding with the flatulent end of the party’s impeachment gambit, and the related news that Donald Trump is enjoying climbing approval ratings, the Blue Party was exposed as an incompetent lobby for doomed elites, dumb crooks with nothing left to offer but their exit.

-Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone Go To Site